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Like a church of raviole... you damn right.



There are two types of people I hate most in the world racists and the ________- Insert your least favorite race.

He slipped through my fingers like a greasy weasel on FI-AH. Pronounced FIE-UH.

The glass slipped across the table and tried to eat my toes... My toes!!!

Get your self together Johnson, Ive seen worse trans vestites fail at base ball than you.

Well... This is fun... Like Diarrhea!

I can really put the F-U in FUN.

LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT!

Poopy on a cone is a DISEASE!

Join the " Block Greg for Freedom campaign" and get the bum off our Interwebs.

I has a Flavour.

This blog has been voted ,"BEST". :)

OMG I think I found a lump on my breast... Wait its just a Cheeto.

OMG theres a fly on your head... Let me shoot it.

Well thats it for today peeple. Come back tommorow. Or else the consequences will be Dire Straits. And I dont even speak a laguage.