Friday, December 28, 2007

Heres the end of chpater one and the whole chapter two

I curse as I fall to the ground a feel a sharp pain in my knee. I know I must go on but I can’t. I hear movement behind me. I grab at the club that my fingers have been glued to this entire time.I turn around quickly, frightening the cat that was out side for the night doing its business. Jut as I’m about to say hi the guy crashes over the fence and lands face down in the dog turd. I laugh and before I realize Im running again. This time I run into the small wooded area beside my friends house. As I run into the damp little forest with little snow on the ground, my mind is flooded with memories of years past. Like the time we ran around playing hide and seek or the time we tried and failed to buid a treefort, only getting the ladder and the floor done. I run towards the area I think the tree is in. Some light from a street lamp helps guide the way. I find the ladder in near ruins just the wood closest to the nail still there. I choose my footing carefully and climb up into the tree.


Chapter 2


I watch him drive by at least ten times in the next hour. Then I watch him stop. Right outside the forest and right in front of me. If the light of dawn was just a bit better this time of year he’d see me. As he gets out of his car and makes for the forest an unfamiliar sound pierces through the silence. It his cell phone. Playing one of those really cheesy voice tones from some cartoon. He curses and then picks up the phone quickly changing his tone of voice.
“ Boss,”He says,” No I haven’t got the kid yet, What… The cops… Ok then I guess I’ll get out of here… You sure you don’t want me to get the kid?... Ok, you only needed to say that once… Bye.”
He hangs up looks into the bushes one last time, gets into his car and leaves.
I breath a huge sigh of relief, and realize I’m shivering from both an adrenaline rush and the cold. I jump out of the tree right into a snow bank. Bruising my toe badly on a piece of ice. It just felt like I dropped a pencil on my toe but I know its bad because my foots so numb anything that I can feel is gonna leave a mark. I call my friend first from my cell pone… I completely forgot that I had it in my pocket. It miraculously still dry and has half a battery left. I phone my friends cell… He picks up after three rings.
“ Wha…?” He says, still half asleep.
“ Can I come over?” I ask, “ Its sort of an emergency…”
“Ok… Wait what type of emergency?” He inquires…
“ One that I ran out of the house with no shoes on type of emergency, Or in your language… Ummm… Code Orange or whatever, The guys that are after me would have four stars if they were in a game…. You know…”
“ Ok, ok when will you be over?”
“ How bout five minutes?” I hang up.


Two Minutes later I’m at his front door.
“That was less than five minutes,” He says as he opens the door.
“ Yeah well is your dad here?” I ask, “ Cause this is the kind of thing he’s into.”

My friend, Terry, is the son of the head of the RCMP in our town any shit like this goes down he is usually the first to know.
“ I called my dad.” Terry says,” He’s going to go by your house then come over here”
“ OK,” I say,” Leaning against his kitchen counter, “ You got any thing to drink?”
“I’ve got a couple of energy drinks… and some cola”
“ TAB cola?” I ask.
“ Is there any other kind?”
We go down into his basement and turn the tv and the Playstation on, and the lights off.
“ I’ll grab my sword just in case he says”
Even though I know two teenagers with a knife and a sword are no match for how ever many bad guys there are, I feel safe.
We put in some violent game where you can basically do anything from steal cars to drive trains. I drive a train right off the tracks into an rv park, and we both laugh when he starts towing a semi with a tractor and the semi acellerates sending it flying into a wall. But after a half hour or so his dad walks in the door.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Ok... It appears I have some cleaning up to do.

Ok time for one of my eduactional sessions. This time we tackle myths and secretive creatures of the world.


Big Foot: Basically a Copy of Sasquatch and the Yeti. The americans couldnt stand having nothing but a couple of river and lake dragons( different from ogopogo and Nessy) so they made up there own ape like creature. Some guy dressed his buddy up as a big ape with boobs and took a picture. Got famous and so did the legend. Sasquatch there is actual video footage. Yeti, There are some villages in the region of Mt Everest who actually leave food out with a virgin every year to keep the ape at bay. Every Year both aer gone. People have found footprints as big as ice picks, and much more.

Nessy and Ogopogo: The two most famous water dragons horse heads, water horses or dinosaurs of the Earth. Ogopogo Could just be a sturgeon seen by some natives who ate the wrong mushrooms , and Nessy may be a fake. The men who made up the rumour and took the first pictures, the last of which on his death bed confessed that it was all a hoax. Could be him protecting the monster or could be a legitimate fake.

River dragons and lake dragons mentioned earlier: Gotta raed up on those. Too busy now becuase Im busy and need to find the book I found out about them in.

TIC,SO. FN.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Sorry I havent been blogging as much as Im supposed to

I've been really busy. Im trying to plan filming at least three movies this break, at least two of the following, well cat hunter is a definite so one of the other two. Cat Hunters 3, Special Police Department or SPD, and The second wagon racing movie.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Cause I feel like it








I REAlly feel like psting random pictures I won in a game yesterday so thatsa what Ill do!

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Forgot to mention...

Got on the honor role And I also realized that I made a lot of spelling mistakes in the first couple of pages. Just addressing that.

I know its not much but I think its okay

I know its not much but I think its okay. I realize I probably need to make the beginning longer and less stupid but I think its okay.







Ok, So I’ve been through most of those classes where they explain to you the basics of a book. The book has to have a start a middle and an end. The middle being the most interesting part getting its kick start from the beginning which is the hardest part to get through, at least that’s what I think, and the ending the easiest part to get through even though you don’t want it to go away… Well if it was a good story you don’t. So I’m gonna tell you this story the way it happened, like most stories, with a beginning middle and end. Of course why should I be telling you that. It’s not as though you expected anything else. I just thought this might be a good introduction. Anywho… lets get his started.


And Now…
The Beginning…


I walk towards the bathroom wearing only one sock. My toe nail had caught on the sock so I had taken it off and forgotten to remove it. I could hear a ruslting downstairs, probably just my mom and her Boyfriend talking in front of the fire. Nothing new there. As I sit down and do my business I hear a different sound. This ones a rustling out side. Usually I would think Its our dog, Gunter, or one of the cats. But its not, I know cause I just saw Gunter before I came in here, and I just put the cats to bed 20 minutes ago. Strange. As I walk out the bathroom door I here a sound downstairs Its an angry voice and not my moms voice or Dan, Dan the Moms boyfriend man. I go down to investigate. Ok, now you should know a bit about my house. It’s a 3 story house built god knows how long ago, and only really sound proofed on the outer walls and attic. So upstairs you can almost clearly make out a conversation at normal volume.

I walk down the stairs and start walking through the hall, my good sense gets the better of me and I blurt out,
“ Mom, is everything okay?”
My voice is greeted by a thirty something guy who’s fairly built and looks like he grew up in the wrong side of town.
“No,” He Grunts,” It isn’t.”
He make a lunge at me but Im quick to react. I jump out of the way and he smacks his knee on the piano bench.
“SHIT!” He yells, Mostly at me.
I turn and bolt not realizing that my mom and her boyfriend may be in mortal danger. I leap out the back door grabbing a fairly large and thick wooden club on my way out. Strategeticaly placed by the door for just the emergency. Curtousy of your’s truly.

As I explode out of the back door I realize Im only wearing one sock some jeans, and a hoodie with a t-shirt underneath. Completely forgetting it’s the middle of December and we’re living in Canada. Ok so I wasn’t entirely prepared for this. But you can’t say I didn’t entirely expect it to happen one of these days. I mean when your mother is one of the most influential women in the country, maybe even the world, and her boyfriend happens to be a three time lottery winner, all huge jackpots, you really cant not expect this sort of thing to happen. Probably a kidnapping or something. I don’t care. I heard the built guy yelling at someone to follow me, and I can’t run for much longer, or maybe I can…


I run all the way down town and then to the school and then walk up to the hospital, only to find that my dad is in the Emergency helicopter going down the valley. I thank the lady at the front desk profusely, lieing and saying my shoe fell off in the entrance and I don’t need her to call the police. As I leave I see a fairly large guy step out of a car. He looks in my direction. I can tell he’s trying to be descreet about it but he’s failing. I bolt. Hearing him yell something about how he’s going to kill me.

I run towards the road through the parking lot, either that or the ice covered stairs that took me 10 minutes and a stubbed toe to get up. As I run through the maze of cars I catch him in the corner of my vision getting into his car, a fairly new chevy with a crudely painted passenger side door and front bumper, obviously he’s had a couple of D.U.I’s. As I get through the second row of cars I hear a screech of tires and a crash and turn for a second to see he’s crashed into the car behind him. But that doesn’t stop him. He instantly turns for the exit of the parking lot. This one’s gonna be close. As I run down the middle of the road with him on my tail I make a sharp turn into the bushes running up a small path that I would sometimes use as a shortcut toget from my friends house to the hospital to meet my dad. When I reach the top of the hill I find myself face to face with a deer. We both stand there for a moment taking a breath. It obviously knows that not many deer make it this far into town and therefore it should be scared. Then the silence is broken with a screech of tires down the street. We both bolt in opposite directions. I run up she runs down. Both of us hoping for the safety of a warm home somewhere with company who definetly won’t kill us.

I manage to avoid the guy in the car by running through peoples back yards. Of course not entirely to my advantage is this path of choice. I trip a feel something luke warm and half frozen kind of squish between my fingers. Frozen Dog turd, great. If that’s not the icing on the cake my almost frozen naked foot manages to break through the thin ice of a kiddie pool that no one deflated or emptied after summer.

OK...

So far coke is kicking ass. Take that pepsi lovers. Alright so whats new with me? well I've started writing a book. I will post the first couple of pages after school but right now Ive gotta get ready for school. Bye

TIC SO.FN.

Friday, November 30, 2007

FOXTROT UNIFORM CHARLIE KILO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like I said
Foxtrot
Uniform
Charlie
Kilo


Just found out after I spent fifty something dollars on a new game that I cant play with four people on the same system, only can play over the internet. So I just basically wasted 50 bucks on something I really only bought for four player madness. Cant say I fully regret the purchase. One Player is fun a bit glitchy sometimes but fun and the online play is great, can play with up to 32 people world wide.

Just needed to vent out some steam there.

This is Cliffer signing out, and waiting for the money to buy a four player shooter.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Alrighty Back to explaining...



BHG stands for BloodHound Gang, they are a band that I like. A Wii is the latest thing out from nintendo, you may have heard about it on Catherines Blog where she spelled it the wrong way eg Wi. Here is a picture of it... The controller being on the left the actual system on the right.






And then Quagmire, like I said is a character from Family Guy the Popular TV series, Here is a picture of him, Alright and thats all the explaining I need to do. Now onto a different topic... I will be making a poll on my blog to debate on which is better, Poopsi, I mean, Pepsi, Or Coca Cola.

TIC SO, FN.

By the way.... The pictures might of messed up so Quagmire is the guy with the big chin and the Wii is the small mechanical device.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Ok so I caved...

Ok so I caved in and stopped not blogging. But this is just a test if you read this please comment to say that you have. Ummmm.... That is all.

Got pretty good report card 3 A's and 3 B's two of the B's I was within 2% of an A so I feel kind of jipped.
Got really sweet birthday prezents. BHG cd, two lego firetrucks, a Wii, a game and another controller for the Wii, third season of the office, Quagmire ( from Family Guy) poster featuring all his best pick up lines, eg:" Were you arrested earlier? Because its gotta be illegal to look that good.", quite a few books, and a weekend trip to the states for a waterpark extravaganza, Im not spilling any juice about that weekend, just that it was wild, and thats about it. Went shopping at the White elephant, got really fancy christmas presents for all the cousins, and Ran around spokane with my two BFFs.LOL. That is all.

Goodbye for now...

Ooops almost forgot, TIC SO,FN

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Goodbye...

That is right , I am leaving. but not for too long. Only until my poll is done then maybe a bit after then. If you want to know the reason of this check out my other blog.

This is Clifer, signing out. For ever. Not really though, just for a long time...

Thursday, October 11, 2007

WOOT

WOOT... Designed a logo for KTH. will make it look profesional then take pictures and put it on the bloggages.


That is all.

TIC, SO.FN.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Ok...

Well the Calvin and Hobbes quotes have become officially part of the blog. At least for the next little while.


Other than that nothing new. Im sick today. Started new file on Luigis Mansion This morning... By 4 I was at the final boss. Have given up trying the past 45 minutes. Will try again in a few.


TIC, SO. FN.

Friday, October 5, 2007

I have...

I have started a new column on Whims For Whenever. check it out!


TIC, SO. FN.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

*Cough* *Cough*

Got a bit of a cough. But Im gonna be well enough for K-Town so Im fine. Gotta get some more stuff for the cat hunter... Well... Gotta get all of the new stuff for the cat hunter. LOL.


Im fine with that. We are plagued by a dog that eats our garbage here,(Nothing compared to a bear), I would stay up and scare it off for goo but Im too lazy. LOL. Just recently found out that the trunk on the model Hummer I got for my B-Day last year opens... So did the stink bug that was on my desk. I took care of it Mafia Style. Stink Bugs are really big this year. I killed 3 in one day just in my room. One fell into a candle at the party and it was quite funny cause he burned his legs then fell on his back at the bottom of the candle and had to wait for it to get him. I would've helped him but one day I came home from school and my whole room smelled of stink bugs. They are actually cedar Bugs, but what kind of loser would point out that difference because they were offended by my ignorance of calling them stinkbugs.

Gonna start randomly spacing my blog.

This way people will become confused. This is only for today.



Gonna make a gibson firebird VII in wood working next semester.

Ill grab a pic right now...





All right there we go... You can go to this link to read more about it and such if your interested.

TIC, SO. FN.



PS. Heres that link... http://www.gibson.com/en%2Dus/Divisions/Gibson%20USA/Guitars/Firebird/Firebird%20VII/


There you are bye.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Wow...

Wow... I really dont have much to say. Im still going to be running the Cat Hunter 3 as planned. Might have a screening for it to show it off. But I realize I have no budget for it. $40 bucks would have been ok for the first couple of movies but now that I need live five masks at $5-10 each + caps and morte weapons, we destroyed most of them in the wagon racing documentary, I also need a couple more swords like 5 or six each at $2-5 dollars that puts me roughly between $35-75 dollars moving really more towards fifty. So thats fine. Schools really boring. If I didnt have a nazi science teacher things would be betteer. But I dont really care. As long as I get good marks from him he's out of my life half way through the year. (we have two out of four academics for every half of the year). Well I havent got much else to say. Im going to get a new poll up and running soon so that should be good. Going to Kelowna this weekend, even more psyched about it because my friends family is also giong to be there. Maybe Ill try out the wii and ps3 at Eb Games in the mall... If they have demos for both, Ive tried both I just want to compare, I rally am liking the ps3 but more games that I want are coming out for the wii so my buying prospects are about 70 vs 30 for the wii. Like I said not much new.

TIC, SO. FN.

PS. To the people that won thee necklaces those should be ready by christmas. I just need to find some spare time between Home work guitar and schoool to devote time and money to both of them. Im planning on using the profits from the cat hunter 3 to buy a wii and make those necklaces. anyways thats all bye.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Tyler I need that five bucks.

WOOT!

Passed entry SIX Zero in falying colours. Not much new to say. Im starting new advice after the original Idea crashed and burned along with my sense of belonging.



TIPS FOR BEING COOL ( according to me)


1. Always order drinks on ice. It just makes them better anyways.

2. Never insult anyone for no reason whaatsoever. Always have a reason no matter how small it may be.

3. Don't say you dont like things without a valid reason. Because you suck at them doesn't mean you have to hate them.

4. I realize I might have broken some of these rules including the next one but who cares. Be forgiving, If not right away ( which is fine) then soon. Don't hold a grudge for too long. Always give it serious thought and don't go on holding it unless the person keeps doing what you are holding against them or does something equally bad. If they try to patch things up, let them. Its always better to make thngs right. If they make no effort to do so just don't bother with them.

5. Dont take too long to explain things. lol. Sorry bout #4.

I cant think of any others so moving on... Please buy the wagon racing DVD, or one of the Cat Hunters. This isn't actually a rule but it should be considered. I recently found out that the budget for the Cat Hunter 3 is about $65 dollars less than what I estimated it to be. I only have $5. If you dont already own one or all of these please consider buying them. Warning Not recomended for viewers (like adults) who are very easily offended. The Wagon Racing Documentary was prbably he worst followed by the Cat Hunter 1 followed by the Cat Hunters 2: the lost Cure.

ttfn

TIC, SO. FN.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

... ... ... ...

Response to the last comment to enter the realms of this blog.


If you look on the blogger login page it says the 4 main aspects of a blog are 1 something about starting a blog 2 GET/ GIVE FEEDBACK aka comments 3 something else 4 Go Mobile. SO there. :P :P :P :@P

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

On an evening such as this.

Ok its not evening here. Im sorry if I was not blogging as much as I should on holiday.... But I was a bit p-O'd that noone was commenting other than to win a prize, or to tell me something they could have said in a private email. Im even more P-O'd that my blog is referred to as the "Whatever site" by some people and that noone seemed to notice I havent posted anything till today. But thank you all for voting in the poll. It makes you all suck a bit less. Well not all of you suck. The ones that were actually up at 2:30 in the morning to talk to me dont suck. Anyways... I got all the souvenirs and prizes and stuff together. Trevor you win a **** ******. Thats not ****able. These ****s are not bleeping anything they are just making the prize a mystery. Not much new. I am having fun in holland. I could really consider coming back. The dog at the house we are staying at is crazy. She never wants to stop playing fetch with me, no matter what time of day or what type of weather. My slingshot is proving to have better accuracy and range than the paintball gun I used on my B-Day. Thats a nice surprise. I was shooting stones into the pond today and one skipped across the pond. SUPER COOL! Anyways that is all.

TIC, SO. FN. I wonder how people would feel is I put a FE there. "For Ever". I personnaly would feel very bummed out. BYE!

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Congradulations!

Conga Rats To CatherineLaraHart you win an abalone shell necklace. that is all.



TIC, SO.

P.S. I cant think of any songs to have contests with so I am going to think of a different contest. Remember to tune into my other blog- http://whimsforwhenever.blogspot.com/ It gives great advice.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Ok Ok OKK OKOKOKOKKOKKOKK... etc.

Ok. Since Noone else has bothered to guess the song. Queen MJ wins.

The answer was...

The Bad Touch

Bloodhound Gang

Hooray For Boobies


Queen MJ you were very close but just couldn't understand I needed the cd name as well. So because you were the only contestant YOU WIN...

Having fun in Greece. QueenMJ wins an abalone shell necklace. It will be ready for you as soon as I have made it, say mid september to the end oof september. Trevor wins something that will be a surprise for bth of us. Can't think of anything else to say so Im going to have a third contest. Another lyrics guessing one. But since you all can never guess the cd name you just have to guess the song and the band.

It was a slow day,
And the sun was beating
On the soldiers by the side of the road,
There was a bright light,
A shattering of shop windows
The bomb in the baby carriage
Was wired to the radio,
These are the days of miracle and wonder,
This is the long distance call,
The way the camera follows us in slo-mo
The way we look to us all,
The way we look to a distant constellation
That's dying in a corner of the sky,
These are the days of miracle and wonder
And don't cry baby don't cry
Don't cry,

(Pause)

It was a dry wind,
And it swept across the desert
And it curled into the circle of birth,
And the dead sand,
Falling on the children
The mothers and the fathers
And the automatic earth,
These are the days of miracle and wonder,
This is the long distance call,
The way the camera follows us in slo-mo
The way we look to us all o-yeah,
The way we look to a distant constellation
That's dying in a corner of the sky,
These are the days of miracle and wonder
And don't cry baby don't cry
Don't cry

(Pause)

It's a turn-around jump shot
It's everybody jump start
It's, every generation throws a hero up the pop charts,
Medicine is magical and magical is art think of
The, Boy in the Bubble
And the baby with the baboon heart

And I believe
These are the days of lasers in the jungle,
Lasers in the jungle somewhere,
Staccato signals of constant information,
A loose affiliation of millionaires
And billionaires and baby,
These are the days of miracle and wonder,
This is the long distance call,
The way the camera follows us in slo-mo
The way we look to us all o-yeah,
The way we look to a distant constellation
That's dying in a corner of the sky,
These are the days of miracle and wonder
And don't cry baby don't cry
Don't cry don't cry

oooooooooEmmmmmmmmmmm........


And there you go. This one is alot cleaner than the last and a bit shorter.

TIC, SO. FN...

Friday, August 31, 2007

HEYY!!!

Heyy!!! How come no one is commenting on my new blog. It is just as good! It deserves comments! Heres the adress again if you were to lazy to try it the first time. http://whimsforwhenever.blogspot.com/

there.


TIC, SO.

Um...

kk. Catherine - dont worry. Henry has that song on his Ipod. Queen Mj- You have to have it in this format to win.

Song Title

Band Name

CD Title

Nice try though.

that is all about the contest. Oh yeah and Trevor you cant win this one cause you got the other prize.

I am having lots of fun in Greece. Lots of snorkeling and such. All the kids are gone cause they are going back to school. I fel very lonely. I am going to make an abalonee shell necklace. Not sure whether to give it away as a prize. If a have enough at the end for a necklace and a bit for my collection then I will. trying to think what else to say.
Nothing.
TIC, SO.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

I have changed the time on the poll so more people can vote.

Today... what to do for this today.

I have decided to just copy the lyrics to one f my favorite songs onto this post. Have fun reading them. The person to guess the name by commenting gets a greek prize.

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

And there you are. Guess the song that goes with these lyrics, the band name, and the album that its from and win a prize.

TIC, SO. FN.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey

Hey, not so much happening in Greece. If it gets any hotter this week we might have to just hang around by the pool. Which I can’t say isn’t fun. I have started my whim blog be sure to check it out @ http://whimsforwhenever.blogspot.com/ Be sure to check it out. I will try to update it daily and if I have failed at this by the end of September then I shall look into getting another author to help out. That is all. For today at least…


TIC, SO. FN… ←←← “ This is Cliffer, Signing Out. For Now.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

OMG

Omg I didnt even notice that I have fifty posts. The celbration is I made a new blog. Trevor won the Whims prize by guessing Karaoke bar.That is all.

Unsugested, Undigested Informatory.

I don’t know why I chose this title so do not bother asking me. I needed something to think about so I chose that. Spent most of the day yesterday lying by the pool. Reading and Swimming make a great combination. I’m listening to talking heads as I write this on mums computing machine. We have taken to writing our blogs before we have interweb access so we don’t have to pay as much. It’s nice to have something to do. This new hotel room is nice. It has a small kitchenette, a small dining table, a small desk, four beds; three of which are in use, and two small bathrooms; basically the custom Greek bathroom. I am hoping to spend another pool day today, for it is very fun to just loll about the pool all day. Last night we had supper at a pizza place down the beach through a resort and across the road. It was very nice. Probably as close as we will get to some food other than Greek. It was called Fantastico! Pizza-Grill! In Greece they don’t know much about the English language so they don’t know about the convenient /. It’s always a fun game to find the words spelled in English by Greeks that are spelled wrong. So far we’ve found Lamp/ Lamb, Well come/ Welcome, Octapus/ Octopus; even though in Greece they still call it Octopus, and many more. The flies aren’t as bad in this hotel, which is nice. My typing speed and neatness are improving dramatically, which is very nice. I am almost finished my book, which makes me happy and sad at the same time. Happy that I liked it and it made me laugh, sad that it is almost done and that it is my only English reading material other than a Discover magazine that I picked up at the Vancouver airport at a Virgin Records (eeeeeeee) Store. Now I am listening to The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang. Now Small Town Girl or Don’t Stop Believing or Street Light People by Journey.

I just thought of something I noticed about my mums typing. She is the exact opposite as me when it comes to capitalizing, in email and a bit in blogs (mostly cause I corrected a lot of her mistakios). I remembered what I forgot to say in my last blog post. It was that it was posted at 2:30 am Nelson time, and 12:30 pm Lesvos time. I got to talk to Trevor on MSN yesterday after I posted. Why the hell he was up that late I never truly know. I am thinking that I will start up another blog today. It’s going to be my Whims For Whenever blog. I will probably just change one of the blogs I already have to that. In my next post I will give every body the address. The basic point of it will be to provide whims for people whenever they need them. I will think up something that someone would do on a whim, and put it in the blog. My first one will be to start a ******* ***. Ill give you a hint, it is two words the first is 7 letters, the second 3.Try to guess what it is by the next time I post something on my blog. The winner will be given a souvenir from Greece. Just leave a comment that states you name and guess and I will reward you with a mystery prize from Greece.

TIC, SO. If you don’t know what that means try reading one of my previous posts. The postage time is 2:00pm in Greece, and 4:00 am in Smell some Nelson.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Greece not Grease.

OK, Ok, so we are finally in Greece. After the ten hour flight to Holland all I remember are the cars, being allowed in the bars, and… the sandwich bars in the airport where all you could hear were lots of Dutch and German people (or so it seemed) having heated arguments that were to fast to follow and impossible to follow considering I don’t speak any languages besides English and French. Anyways moving on, another thing I remember is that there were lots of people coming back from what appeared to be a Billy Talent concert (even though Billy isn’t Talented at all)(lol) and that’s about it a Holland wise. Oh oh oh, and the hotel there wasn’t as foo foo decorated as Mum made it sound. It was really quite nice, the beds were comfy, the room clean, the plumbing working, and there was a TV. The flight to Greece was fun. I got to ride in the Cockpit, lol, for take-off. Mum thinks that I was shy because she put me in the task of impressing the pilot, and his daughter; both of whom we didn’t know would be on the flight. (We knew the pilot but he never said that he would for sure be flying our plane and never even mentioned that his daughter, whom mom is completely in love with, would be there, I am just saying all of this to not appear stupid)(Wtf when I just wrote stupid secret was what my fingers made appear on the screen… wtf…) Anyways flying in the Cockpit, lol, was fun but the pilot, Bas; pronounced Boss, said to mum later on that I was hard to get words out of, now mum will make up reasons as to why I was shy but the one true reason is, around complete strangers I am usually actually quite quiet. Even around non-strangers I am shy. I never really say more than mmm hmm, yes, no, I’m around 6 ft tall, I go to ______(That’s the school I am going to at the time of the party, since it changes every few years I thought I would change it to that) and the occasional what I want to be when I grow up, how’s school or summer going, etc. Anyways the flight was fun and by the time we got to Greece I was quite excited. The excitedness went down sufficiently as the bus trip went on. I found out the bay we were going to be on had lost all its marine life due to leather pollution, that you have to put TP in a basket beside the toilet, and that there are a lot of fat old men that like the freedom of a Speedo, another disgusting thing is the fact that everybody smokes everywhere, Its just God Awful. When we got to the hotel we found out that the room we had thought would be great for a *** star hotel was really the room of a run down motel. Just to say, I’ve stayed in nicer *** motels. The only redeeming fact about the Hotel Ageon was pool was nice. Anyways on the second almost too long day, we moved out of that hotel into a lot nicer of a hotel. Its right on the open ocean but appears to be one of the best-kept secrets of Greece, to say the least… Very secluded. Anyways that’s about all that’s new, I miss being able to talk to my friends on MSN whenever, I miss being able to flush TP and I miss Archie. I only have two English pieces of reading which I will have to make last the whole holiday. My DS battery has died twice same as my Ipod, both times, for my Ipod at least, I have been able to recharge them. I have been thinking about starting a couple of new blogs, one where I talk about my whims for whenever, and one for me and a couple of friends to write our random thoughts to share with the world. I’m thinking that for the second one we write down all the random things that come to us in 2 –5 minutes. This, I think, will be very amusing for readers that don’t get sucked into our random thoughts. Another blog idea I might start is a newspaper for the school where I cover topics of interest to the school children that creepy old men love so much. Anyways that’s about all I have to say for now. When I get back I plan on reviewing a lot of things, so that gives me something to busy myself writing until I get back, which is really good. Oh yes, one more thing. Smoking is bad for you, unless it is smoking salmon that you do, or unless it is you that s smoking but only smoking hot… ROFL. But seriously I really have to go.

TIC, SO.

PS. For those of you that are new readers that means This is Cliffer, Signing out.
I forget what else I was going to say... Oh wait, Its that you should not expect many more blogs from me this week and next because I dont know when we will come to access the interwebs. I will blog as much as I can. If I am repeating something I said above I am sorry. BYE.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Umm Hello?

Umm Hello?


If youve ever watched a documentary before or looked at ratings Documentarys do not need to be rated for explicit language and stuff because of what they are documentarys. So if your going to complain about stuff like that perhaps I need to get you the ratings board for films. Ok... :(. I cant find it but I read somewhere in one of my DVD packages that documentaries are usually rated E for exempt which makes it so that they are basically exempt from having a rating like R or PG 13 or anything. So if your going to complain, keep it in your head. I have used this post to respond to a comment.

TIC, SO.

PS, I will not be doing a review today because I dont feel like it.

Oh oh oh and I gave the Wagon Racing Documentary 8 1/2 stars out of 10. BYES!

Monday, August 20, 2007

Yay! again..

Ok so this one is gonna be quick cause I have to be making more DVDs for The New movie I made while my cousins were here... Ok so Its not going to be quick cause I have to go to badly. I think for a review I will review the DVD of the Wagon Racing Mockumentary. I say that the quality of the filming is quite good, in one part the colour of the back ground turns purple but thats just a lighting problem. The sound quality is equaly as good but in the original post production flm the talking was drowned out by the music a bit. The camera work is steady, the improv funny, and the racing fast. The movie is about 35 minutes long but with all the extra features it makes it worth while. Out of 10 stars I give it ********1/2 stars. Again you will have to come back tomorow to find out ho many stars there are there or just count them yourself. The DVD is definetly worth the five dollars it costs. If you like the WRM, You might want to check out other titles by the same production company, such titles include; The Cat Hunters, The Cat Hunters 2: The Lost Cure, and the soon to be released title The Cat Hunters 3: The Invasive Enemies*,**.

TIC, SO.

* Title still pending.

** Release date November 2nd, "All souls day".

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Ok...

Ok... The number of stars was 7 out of 10 stars. There I told you.

TIC, SO.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Sorry If this is the second of the same post. If Not JEBUS.

Jebus Murphy, I really havent been blogging much this month have I? Well anyways, I am sorry if people took offense to my saying JEBUS in the title of this blog, but I came out with a small realization. I have not been blogging at all this month. For that I am truly sorry. Ok I am responding to the poll. I am going to _______. <----- I have to check the poll quickly to see what won... AND, drum role please, dum dum dum dum dum tap tap dum dum... Reviewing stuff won by a 25% margin. So I will review... Digital Clocks, ( Im truly sorry for not bringing out a new thing to review but I havent bought much stuff that needs reviewing etc lol), personnaly my digital bedside clock is great for in the day time because it has a good way of measuring the time, Like any other clock it counts to 60, changes a number, and starts over, ( The counting part), anyways I really like it anyways because when I wake up at 5 not able to tell what time it is, because at 5:00 am my room is the same Lightwise as it is at 12:00 noon. So I am able to look at my clock and read the time with ease. The feature I some what enjoy and somewht hate is the alarm is very very loud and can be heard through the wall quite clearly. Also the sleep timer always goes four minutes ahead of the time you press sleep at. I think four is a really awkward number and needs to be changed to something reasonable. Out of 10 stars I give it ******* a number of small stars you have to count. If you dont want to count them come back in two days or so and I will tell you.

TIC, SO. PS. If this has been posted twice I am sorry but my interwebs wont let me post it.

JEEEEEEEBUS!

Jebus Murphy, I really havent been blogging much this month have I? Well anyways, I am sorry if people took offense to my saying JEBUS in the title of this blog, but I came out with a small realization. I have not been blogging at all this month. For that I am truly sorry. Ok I am responding to the poll. I am going to _______. <----- I have to check the poll quickly to see what won... AND, drum role please, dum dum dum dum dum tap tap dum dum... Reviewing stuff won by a 25% margin. So I will review... Digital Clocks, ( Im truly sorry for not bringing out a new thing to review but I havent bought much stuff that needs reviewing etc lol), personnaly my digital bedside clock is great for in the day time because it has a good way of measuring the time, Like any other clock it counts to 60, changes a number, and starts over, ( The counting part), anyways I really like it anyways because when I wake up at 5 not able to tell what time it is, because at 5:00 am my room is the same Lightwise as it is at 12:00 noon. So I am able to look at my clock and read the time with ease. The feature I some what enjoy and somewht hate is the alarm is very very loud and can be heard through the wall quite clearly. Also the sleep timer always goes four minutes ahead of the time you press sleep at. I think four is a really awkward number and needs to be changed to something reasonable. Out of 10 stars I give it ******* a number of small stars you have to count. If you dont want to count them come back in two days or so and I will tell you.

TIC, SO. PS. If this has been posted twice I am sorry but my interwebs wont let me post it.

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Thank you all so much for voting.

Thank you to the three people, ( I voted once as well), who voted on my blog poll. I will really take all the votes into consideration. ty so so so so so so so so much.


Anyways gtg bye.

TIC, SO.

You people are just the worst kind of people!

This message is intended for people who only try to find fault in Nelson. If you like Nelson don't bother reading this cause you are the Best.

For those f you who constantly complain about it read on.

You are just the worst kind of people. For one thing Nelson is way better thatn where ever you live.( Probably in Rip Bum BC or somewhere else like Kill Your Bordem BC. Where the whole place is a strip mall and The downtown is a Mall. Just go screw yourselves, over and over again.) Sorry if I am being a bit mean here but Nelson Has been voted "BEST" so many times the only people who dont like it think SQUAMISH! is the place to be. ( Yes thats right I dont like Squamish). Anyways you guys who dont like Nelson can just go hang out with your creepy internet petifile friends and be quiet, Because Nelson is the Best Place to be.

This is Cliffer, Signing out.

Friday, August 3, 2007

Sorry to all my semi loyal subjects of reason.

If you guys came to my blog to think you would not have to watch videos that are amusing you came to the wrong blog. But since I am loosing a lot of my readers I will stop for the sake of stopping. To show you how sorry I am here is a pic of Hawaii. In december of course. Cant you see all the snow? LOL.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Did I mention...

I just figured out how to put pictures on my blog... YAY... Dont call me stupid you hairy homeless person who thinks that the beef stroganoff is goiing to eat you.LOL. Byes.

TIC,SO.



Pics of Kitty! A.K.A Obelix.This is obelix! YAY.

God...

OMG... I have a few complaints today. First one is to a comment I saw that says that you should save your money for travel in the summer instead of putting your kids into summer day camps and such. Im not saying that this is a bad thing to say, Im kind of agreeing with it but the thing that got me is the part that said your kids will get more out of vacations. That is an iffy subjet that I am now wishing I didn't bring up. But screw it. Here are some of the pros and cons. If you send your kid to day camp they are way more likely to make a friend thatn bringing them off to some foriegn place. Unless its one of those places that has a area in the hotel or resort where you dump your kids there for the day and go have fun. also Day Camps are good because if you want your kids can go to them almost all summer, mexico they cant. Those are the onnly two I can think of right now so... THERE. Take that. No wI cant remember what my other complaints are... Damn.

This is Cliffer, Signing out.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

OMG...

I know for a fact that more than one or two people read this blog. Maybe not daily. Which is why I'm extending, if I can, the legnth of time the poll is on the blog by two more weeks. Like I said if I can.

That is all I have to say right now so Bye.

This is Cliffer, signing out.

PS. I am also changing the http:// adress to MyTwoDollars.blogspot.com. If I can.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Just because.

Just because I love that show so much Im going to put another video of it on.



The ending is kind of weird but other than that its great.

This is Cliffer, signing out.

Ok found it.

Ok thhis is gonna kick off August with a BANG. not one of them little ones either. For those of you who might find this video offensive, you can't say I didnt warn you. This vid is a compilation of arrested developement momments that someone else did. Like I said its very funny. Sofa King funny.




Here's another. lol cracker a**.



Thank you for watching them. Please, contribute to supporting this show,by buying DVDs of the first two seasons, to try and get it back on TV thanks.


This is Cliffer, signing out.

Come on people...

C'mon people. Is it too complicated for you guys to vote in my poll. Wait... How many people read this blog? Nevermind. If you are a new or an old reader please vote in the poll. I only have one more of these to go so Im gonna put a funny video in the next post. I will warn you now. This vid that I am putting on may be seen as racist to some people. I did not make it, someone else did. It is very funny though. If you find it offensive then you are just so nineteen ninety one, yeah thats right YOU, can you hear me back there in the nineties.
Ok so I am being a bit harsh. The nineties weren't that bad. You wanna fight about it. Anyways this will be my second last relevant post of July so be nice.

This is Cliffer, signing out.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

And here it is...

Like I said here it is.





This is Cliffer, signing out.

Its up loaderizing now. Once it is done It will...

take 10 - 15 minutes to appear on Youtube. Because it has to go through a mderator to make sure there is no bad content, which there isnt but still is good to know they are trying to make youtube a safer place.

About 15 more minutes or so... I think.

I realize this is my 30th Post. I also realize that is supposed to be special. Well... I really isnt for me. Another 20 posts and Im at 50. Thats when Im going to celebrate by putting something new and exciting on my blog... I dont know what it is yet though...


This is Cliffer, Signing out.

PS. The only reason I think this one is relevant is the fact that it IS # 30. Other than that its not very important. Byes.

|'o'| ...> ) |'-'| Yay Pacman.

Since I cant put Pictures of myself on this blog.( Dont ask) I have decided to make a video of pictures of me and my friends have one of our podcasts playing in the back ground and put it on Youtube then put it on my Blog. While I am doing this take time to vote in my poll.

This is Cliffer, signing out.

Still have to do seven more...

I still have to do at least seven more posts in the next 4 days in order to keep my blog standarized, My rule : try to get the same amount, if not more, of posts as the first month. This will be my 11th blog for July. Ill try to put a couple more relevant ones on but I probably wont be able to make them all relevant. This one is probably a half and half.


This is Cliffer, signing out.

PS. If I put that ^ on a blog that basically is saying that its a relevant one and you should read it. Even though I put that ^ at the end... lol.

Yays

I went past my 25th post without even realizing. Pretty good, considering the amount of time Ive had to be blogging. I just remembered that I should post what happened in Pender. Well... Got to see almost the whole family, Played with my Cousins everyday, watched the whole Indiana Jones series; I passed out before the end of the third one, and most of the way through dumb and dumber., I discovered a new voice the personality of which is basically an agitated low wage worker who cant seem to make enough money to feed his kids and says you know? alot, Saw killer whales, Jelly fish, star fish etc, Pushed Misty into magic lake, caught a bug that killed some of the minoes we caught with it, Yelled at my DS in the middle of the night, farted in Henrys face three times before I woke him up, giant Ferry waves, Archie almost getting swept away by Giant ferry waves, The feeling of starfish on your fingers, listening to bald eagles that nested around the house,Watching the Cat Hunters Series, prank phone calls... Long distance, 15 minutes of internet at the library, the battles of the Aunties... lol, and Hot tub and Jacuzzi parties; with too many bubbles. Thats about all I can remember. Its pretty good. I think I beat the Hart family record for most things remembered on a blog.

So for now, This is Cliffer, signing out.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahaahhahahahhahahahahahahhahaha. Ok that wasn't that funny. Well since I dont have much to write about Im just Going to write out random amusing phrases. Dancing Space Potatoes? You bet!

Like a church of raviole... you damn right.



There are two types of people I hate most in the world racists and the ________- Insert your least favorite race.

He slipped through my fingers like a greasy weasel on FI-AH. Pronounced FIE-UH.

The glass slipped across the table and tried to eat my toes... My toes!!!

Get your self together Johnson, Ive seen worse trans vestites fail at base ball than you.

Well... This is fun... Like Diarrhea!

I can really put the F-U in FUN.

LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT!

Poopy on a cone is a DISEASE!

Join the " Block Greg for Freedom campaign" and get the bum off our Interwebs.

I has a Flavour.

This blog has been voted ,"BEST". :)

OMG I think I found a lump on my breast... Wait its just a Cheeto.

OMG theres a fly on your head... Let me shoot it.

Well thats it for today peeple. Come back tommorow. Or else the consequences will be Dire Straits. And I dont even speak a laguage.

ooooOOOooooooo.

Thats two down ten to go. lol. Well since people really like to read lots Ill put a special little surprise at the bottom of this one.





















































Hahahahhaahaha got you thats a pretty crappy surprise.Hahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaha...

OOOoooooooOOOOOOOoooo...

OOOoooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOoooooo...

Sitting in my Hammock contemplating 42...

Whatever thats not what Im doing. I feel like putting in twelve really small blogs in here really quickly just so I can keep up with my record of 17 last month. SOOooooooooOOOOooooOOOOOoOOoooooo...

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The Golden Compass

As some of you may know the movie for the beginning of one of the best fantasy series of all time is coming out soon. I was at the website today and took a test that told me what my dæmon is. A dæmone is like your soul, as a child it changes shape to show your mood and personality, as you get older it takes just one shape that shows your personality. After taking the test I have twelve days before my dæmon loses the abitlity to change shape. I need ffeedback from people so if the shape doesnt suit me I can change it please help me.

Thanks.
This is Cliffer, signing out.

Ps. Im sorry I complained about work, It really isn't that bad, also, If Lol is put in at the end of a sentence like that it usually means it was a joke and not ment to be taken seriously. :P.

Monday, July 16, 2007

The Boys are Back in Town!

Yes thats right Im back in Nelson. And I couldn't be happier. Now that Im back I have to go to work tomorow, and Im dreading it. All those little brats running around screaming and such. Sounds alot like my shool. Lol. Well other than that I dont have very much to say. The Vacation was fun we saw Killer Whales, Eagles, Jelly Fish, Fat people at the beach a.k.a Beached whales, and I got to catch up on my reading. Didnt get to blog very mch cause there wasnt internet connection at the house. Got to go to the Liberay once for 15 minutes of interweb time. And thats basically all thats new. I will now leave.

This is Cliffer, signing out.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Ummmm... Im in Pender?

Yeah so what Im in Pender... You wanna fight about it?!!?! Please forgive me if I make a few spelling mistakes but I only have like two minutees befoore I have to leave... Im on a comp in the Liberay, I meant to make a mistake on that word,and The comps are closing soon. Anyways its been lots of fun here in Pender. My toiletry bag was forgotten in Joops house in Vancouver without me knowing about it and I just got a new toothbrush today. I brushed so hard that my new toothbrush broke and My gums wouoldnt stop bleeding for like 10 minutes. Anyways... Ive been thinking about how I spazzed at the creepy mexican dude that commented on here and I think I over reacted a bit. But I still think that its kind of obvious that I dont speak mexican. That is all I have to say for now.

This is Cliffer, signing out.

PS. I wanted to try changing myfont randomly so here goes.

Friday, July 6, 2007

What the H***?

I was looking through my comments like a diligent blogger and noticed one that is in what appears to be mexican. To whoever wrote it... I DONT SPEAK MEXICAN OR SPANISH OR ANY OTHER LANGUAGE BESIDES ENGLISH AND A BIT OF FRENCH. I am sorry to all the people who had nothing to do with that and I am even more sorry that somepeople probably kept reading it even after that even though they are obviously not the person that wrote it. I will now translate "I dont speak spanish or mexican", into mexican or spanish. "¡No hablo español!" There I used a built in translator that was found on my computer to do that. Ok well thats all I have to say. Now I have to leave for going to Pender Island.

This is Cliffer, signing out.

A clip of my favorite show.

There was a show on CBC a while ago called what its like being alone. It was a very funny show and I loved it. Of course CBC canceled it because they are retarded about that type of stuff. So I was on Youtube a while ago and stumbled across the show. Becuase it is so genuis I decided to embed a clip of it on my blog. If you like it please watch the rest of it on youtube. Here it is.



And there you go.... Enjoy!

This is Cliffer, signing out.

Friday, June 29, 2007

Talking to yourself.

I made a litttle thingy of a video clip from the Cat Hunter 2 and messed with the audio. I put it on Youtube and also my blog. So here it is.




Sorry for the bad quality of the movie. Its not my fault. Its Youtubes fault.

This is Cliffer, signing out.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

The preview.

The preview for the next Cat Hunter Movie as made it onto Youtube. I will also put it on here for those of you who are too lazy to type Youtube.com in the top of the page and then search the cat hunter 3 preview. So here ti is ( hopefully).


Ok...

Ok, I tried to put pics on here but it didnt work. Ill try again some other time. K bye

The Next Movie.

Even though the title says that Im going to talk about the movie I wont talk much about it. All I do know is its going to be filmed in August and The Villians will be aliens. That is all. I also want to see if I can embed a video into one of my postings. Im going to try it in this one. Its a Saturday Night Live skit called Sofa King. Its very funny. If the embed doesnt work look it u on Youtube.



There. It might just work. Now to see if it does.


This is Cliffer, Signing out!

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Movie News

Like the title says I have movie news.

The Title of the movie is going to be

The Cats Hunters 2: The Lost Cure


and we are going to have lots of epic shooting and sword fighting scenes and other nonsense.

It will be filmed on wednesday because that is the day we can have the most people able to shoot on. So if someone doesnt show up we will make a change to the movie plot and run with it.

That is all.

This is Cliffer, Signing out.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Sorry About not Posting.

Im sorry about not posting. I have been busy planning the cat hunter #2 and have had to delay filming until thursday which sucks because I was hoping to have been done with it by then. The reason for the delaying is that on saturday one of the main chars cant be here so he wants to film on sunday where as the other main char cant be here sunday so he wants to do it saturday. So I have had to delay filming til thursday or friday so we can have both of them in it. That is all I have to say that Im willing to share.

So...

This is Cliffer, Signing out.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

To respond to a comment.

No there are no Go-Karts in Nelson.

Wow, Its over.

Well the school year is over for us Trafalgarians. I finished the exams and think I did quite well. There was something I wanted to say...


Ahh forgot it. Oh wait... I have an interview for a voluntary position. At the Summer Camp I used to go too. Meeting tommorow at 1:00. I think Im gonna get it. I'd technically be a Voluntary leader or something... It'll still be exciting.

Thats all I wanna say today so Im gonna go now.

This is Cliffer, Signing out.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Father Day!

Today, as all you smart people know, is Fathers Day. Not much to report but its been fun so far. Apparently, Joop, Moms Boyfriend, went go-carting in Holland and Loved it. So now he thinks he's great at it. So now I've got to get him to go with me so I can kick his A**. I don't mean to brag, but Im really good. Mostly becuase I accelerate into corners and all through the corner. Which using basic laws of physics allows me to speed out of the corner and into first place. Anyways thats basically all thats new. So I guess.

That, This is Cliffer, Signing out... BYE!

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Abreviations.

The return of the segment about abreviations in te world of people who aren't to out of touch to be using a computing system of some kind.


WTF: What the F***, Can be used o express shock or confusion.

Brb: Be right back,I think that one exlains itself.

Gtg: Got to go, that one explains itself too.

W/e: Whatever: To expess that you ont really care.

Ty: Thank you, that one needs no explanation.

R-tard: Basically retard sans the E.

Yw: your welcome, this one needs no explanation either, unless your an R-tard.

ILy: I love you.

There are also words that you can shorten to lessen the typing burden.

Your: Ur.

You: U.

Are: R.

There are some minor abreviations and short cuts.I will post more when I remember them.

This is Cliffer, Signing out.

Sorry for the emptyness...

Sorrry for not blogging recently but I have been distracted by the fact that we put clifford down on thursday.
Other than that I'm doing pretty good. Almost finished school. Just gotta go back for the exams. Then Im done and can live for a month and a half before they call us back to hell. Well its not htat bad but its not that great. One bonus is we will make history at our school by being the last grrade nines to ever go through Trafalgar. So we should get better treatment, because we will be the last ones and therefore the somethingest... In other news... Im thinking of making the movie sequal to the cat hunter sometime this week. It will probably be slightly scripted and have a plot line thats easy to follow. Well at least easier than the first one which was pretty basic plot wise. I wont speak much of it other than we will be introducing more characters. Have more than two of the actual enemies appear on screen, and what else... omg I just forgot what I was going to say. Ahhh its not important right now. Im going to publish a seperate artical on the abreviation front so Im going to finish this up and work on that. I'll keep you all posted movie wise.

This is Cliffer, Signing out...

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Thank you all!

Thank you all for commenting. It makes the world seem less likely to blow up in 5 years... Did I just say that?

Nevermind, Anyways Clifford has decided to fight the cancer, and is still with us today. In other news I need some news to analize. Be right back I need to check the news...

Ok found some. Theres a new thing coming out in Canadas postage industry.Some stamps will now feature iconic Canadian music stars, such as Jodi Mitchell, Paul Anka, Anne Murray, and Gordon Lightfoot. I think this is a cool move and it gives the stars even more recognition. Not only will you love their music but they will elp your mail get to its destination.
Good job on the people who did it's part.

In other news, after publishing the test copies of the movie I have edited a few things making the plot more easy to continue with so on and so forth. Thats it for tonight.

C u All 2morow. Bye Bye. This is Cliffer, signing out.

Monday, June 11, 2007

oh one more thing...

One more thing about the movie business is that our movie would have a higher rating becuase I yell cuss words alot.

He dies tommorow... Most likely.

I am pretty depressed today because I'll list them from most horrible to least. First of all the BEST dog in the world Clifford Hart, no affiliaion to Clifford the Big dumb red one, is probably, unless by some miracle e gets completely better, is scheduled to be euthinized tommorow. I may be too depressed to write tommorow so beware. Secondly, the Movie we made ,( The Cat Hunter), is being acuzed of being copied from the movie a kid in my school did called , "The Ninja Hunter". I'd just like too say that we did not copy anything other than " The ___* Hunter" It was more losely based on a version of the crocodile hunter. I say this because first of al, we are hunting animals not ninjas, secondly the movie takes place over a period of more than one day, thirdly, our production team, KTH and the others productions, has been around since February, where as the CDG production team was really only recently invented for purpose of personnalizing the Ninja hunter movie, and fourthmost, our movie was way longer ( becuase we didnt edit it). Fifth and lastly, hopefully, We didnt bother putting ours on Youtube becuase It just wouldnt work in fragments and the fragments might ,hopefully, have had to much data m making us had to have cut it even more. Those are my reasons. My other defence is my hat is tottaly different from Gus' and we had more than one protaginist and no actual evil people, noone died, sadly, Becuase we didnt bother planning the movie so we improved the whole thing and finnaly finnaly We had an actual story thats easy to keep moving with, its not easy to keep going with a story if the main character dies in the first episode, after that you might as well just say that its the one movie and not the first one in the series.

Thank you for letting me blow off some steam. I really needed that.

This is Cliffer, signing out.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Frozen Juice

m sorry if I make spelling mistakes today but I'm eaing a snack. Anyways the DVD is ready for production just waiting for the blank DVDs to come in. It will be sold for $5 each except for immediate cast and crew, Sorry helpless citizen #1 but you have to pay. Anyways other than a few minor delays its going pretty good. out of three hours of filming we got 45 and few minutes worth of film, and with 6 hours of editing and making a few extras it is ready for Production lines. The Movie is called "The Cat Hunter," and the basic story line revolves around me and my friend trying to find the secret treasure of the evil cats. I'd put it under comedy, shoot em up, mockumentary type movie. Today I'm not going to explain any abreviations for you slower peeps out there because Im busy. But I'll prolly do some tommorow.

So for now this is Cliffer, Signing Off.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Its too long for youtube :(.

My Video I made is too long for youtube. So Its going straight to DVD. I took 6 Hours and 25 dollars to make. Pretty good for 45 or so minutes of actual movie. Anyways I just thought I'd tell yall.
See you tommorow.

From Sexy Cliffer.

Heylo there loyal subjects to my reason.

Hi.

I'm new at this so don't get Angry. If you get angry I'll get angry and you won't like me when Im angry...

Anyways, like I said I'm new at this, or I could be newd or newt at this but noone wants to go there. Today I am planning on making a movie for all the Youtubers out there I don't know when it will officially come out... Lol Come out. Well thats about as much as I can think of for today that I want to share. For those of you that dont know what lol means I will post a list of popular frazes that those blasted children are using now a days.

LoL: To laugh out loud though not really meaning it most of the time. Example, Jerry: yeah, today I slipped and fell on my butt. Kenneth: Lol.

Rofl: To roll on the floor laughing, yet again you dont actually have to be rolling on the floor to say that but it still works.

Omg: Oh My God, to be slightly shocked by something.

Lirl: Laughing in real life, this one you can't lie about.

Lmao: Laughing my A** off. To be laughing your a** off.

Note: For most of these the letter F can be added to them to emphasize the meaning. Example: Lofl: Laughing out F***ing loud, and/ or Lmfao: Laughing my f***ing a** off.

There now you know some slightly popular language, and are slightly more educated in popular terms. Now go out there and act like a kid again.

This is Cliffer, signing off.