HEYY!!!

Heyy!!! How come no one is commenting on my new blog. It is just as good! It deserves comments! Heres the adress again if you were to lazy to try it the first time. http://whimsforwhenever.blogspot.com/

there.


TIC, SO.

Um...

kk. Catherine - dont worry. Henry has that song on his Ipod. Queen Mj- You have to have it in this format to win.

Song Title

Band Name

CD Title

Nice try though.

that is all about the contest. Oh yeah and Trevor you cant win this one cause you got the other prize.

I am having lots of fun in Greece. Lots of snorkeling and such. All the kids are gone cause they are going back to school. I fel very lonely. I am going to make an abalonee shell necklace. Not sure whether to give it away as a prize. If a have enough at the end for a necklace and a bit for my collection then I will. trying to think what else to say.
Nothing.
TIC, SO.

I have changed the time on the poll so more people can vote.

Today... what to do for this today.

I have decided to just copy the lyrics to one f my favorite songs onto this post. Have fun reading them. The person to guess the name by commenting gets a greek prize.

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

And there you are. Guess the song that goes with these lyrics, the band name, and the album that its from and win a prize.

TIC, SO. FN.

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey

Hey, not so much happening in Greece. If it gets any hotter this week we might have to just hang around by the pool. Which I can’t say isn’t fun. I have started my whim blog be sure to check it out @ http://whimsforwhenever.blogspot.com/ Be sure to check it out. I will try to update it daily and if I have failed at this by the end of September then I shall look into getting another author to help out. That is all. For today at least…


TIC, SO. FN… ←←← “ This is Cliffer, Signing Out. For Now.

OMG

Omg I didnt even notice that I have fifty posts. The celbration is I made a new blog. Trevor won the Whims prize by guessing Karaoke bar.That is all.

Unsugested, Undigested Informatory.

I don’t know why I chose this title so do not bother asking me. I needed something to think about so I chose that. Spent most of the day yesterday lying by the pool. Reading and Swimming make a great combination. I’m listening to talking heads as I write this on mums computing machine. We have taken to writing our blogs before we have interweb access so we don’t have to pay as much. It’s nice to have something to do. This new hotel room is nice. It has a small kitchenette, a small dining table, a small desk, four beds; three of which are in use, and two small bathrooms; basically the custom Greek bathroom. I am hoping to spend another pool day today, for it is very fun to just loll about the pool all day. Last night we had supper at a pizza place down the beach through a resort and across the road. It was very nice. Probably as close as we will get to some food other than Greek. It was called Fantastico! Pizza-Grill! In Greece they don’t know much about the English language so they don’t know about the convenient /. It’s always a fun game to find the words spelled in English by Greeks that are spelled wrong. So far we’ve found Lamp/ Lamb, Well come/ Welcome, Octapus/ Octopus; even though in Greece they still call it Octopus, and many more. The flies aren’t as bad in this hotel, which is nice. My typing speed and neatness are improving dramatically, which is very nice. I am almost finished my book, which makes me happy and sad at the same time. Happy that I liked it and it made me laugh, sad that it is almost done and that it is my only English reading material other than a Discover magazine that I picked up at the Vancouver airport at a Virgin Records (eeeeeeee) Store. Now I am listening to The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang. Now Small Town Girl or Don’t Stop Believing or Street Light People by Journey.

I just thought of something I noticed about my mums typing. She is the exact opposite as me when it comes to capitalizing, in email and a bit in blogs (mostly cause I corrected a lot of her mistakios). I remembered what I forgot to say in my last blog post. It was that it was posted at 2:30 am Nelson time, and 12:30 pm Lesvos time. I got to talk to Trevor on MSN yesterday after I posted. Why the hell he was up that late I never truly know. I am thinking that I will start up another blog today. It’s going to be my Whims For Whenever blog. I will probably just change one of the blogs I already have to that. In my next post I will give every body the address. The basic point of it will be to provide whims for people whenever they need them. I will think up something that someone would do on a whim, and put it in the blog. My first one will be to start a ******* ***. Ill give you a hint, it is two words the first is 7 letters, the second 3.Try to guess what it is by the next time I post something on my blog. The winner will be given a souvenir from Greece. Just leave a comment that states you name and guess and I will reward you with a mystery prize from Greece.

TIC, SO. If you don’t know what that means try reading one of my previous posts. The postage time is 2:00pm in Greece, and 4:00 am in Smell some Nelson.

Greece not Grease.

OK, Ok, so we are finally in Greece. After the ten hour flight to Holland all I remember are the cars, being allowed in the bars, and… the sandwich bars in the airport where all you could hear were lots of Dutch and German people (or so it seemed) having heated arguments that were to fast to follow and impossible to follow considering I don’t speak any languages besides English and French. Anyways moving on, another thing I remember is that there were lots of people coming back from what appeared to be a Billy Talent concert (even though Billy isn’t Talented at all)(lol) and that’s about it a Holland wise. Oh oh oh, and the hotel there wasn’t as foo foo decorated as Mum made it sound. It was really quite nice, the beds were comfy, the room clean, the plumbing working, and there was a TV. The flight to Greece was fun. I got to ride in the Cockpit, lol, for take-off. Mum thinks that I was shy because she put me in the task of impressing the pilot, and his daughter; both of whom we didn’t know would be on the flight. (We knew the pilot but he never said that he would for sure be flying our plane and never even mentioned that his daughter, whom mom is completely in love with, would be there, I am just saying all of this to not appear stupid)(Wtf when I just wrote stupid secret was what my fingers made appear on the screen… wtf…) Anyways flying in the Cockpit, lol, was fun but the pilot, Bas; pronounced Boss, said to mum later on that I was hard to get words out of, now mum will make up reasons as to why I was shy but the one true reason is, around complete strangers I am usually actually quite quiet. Even around non-strangers I am shy. I never really say more than mmm hmm, yes, no, I’m around 6 ft tall, I go to ______(That’s the school I am going to at the time of the party, since it changes every few years I thought I would change it to that) and the occasional what I want to be when I grow up, how’s school or summer going, etc. Anyways the flight was fun and by the time we got to Greece I was quite excited. The excitedness went down sufficiently as the bus trip went on. I found out the bay we were going to be on had lost all its marine life due to leather pollution, that you have to put TP in a basket beside the toilet, and that there are a lot of fat old men that like the freedom of a Speedo, another disgusting thing is the fact that everybody smokes everywhere, Its just God Awful. When we got to the hotel we found out that the room we had thought would be great for a *** star hotel was really the room of a run down motel. Just to say, I’ve stayed in nicer *** motels. The only redeeming fact about the Hotel Ageon was pool was nice. Anyways on the second almost too long day, we moved out of that hotel into a lot nicer of a hotel. Its right on the open ocean but appears to be one of the best-kept secrets of Greece, to say the least… Very secluded. Anyways that’s about all that’s new, I miss being able to talk to my friends on MSN whenever, I miss being able to flush TP and I miss Archie. I only have two English pieces of reading which I will have to make last the whole holiday. My DS battery has died twice same as my Ipod, both times, for my Ipod at least, I have been able to recharge them. I have been thinking about starting a couple of new blogs, one where I talk about my whims for whenever, and one for me and a couple of friends to write our random thoughts to share with the world. I’m thinking that for the second one we write down all the random things that come to us in 2 –5 minutes. This, I think, will be very amusing for readers that don’t get sucked into our random thoughts. Another blog idea I might start is a newspaper for the school where I cover topics of interest to the school children that creepy old men love so much. Anyways that’s about all I have to say for now. When I get back I plan on reviewing a lot of things, so that gives me something to busy myself writing until I get back, which is really good. Oh yes, one more thing. Smoking is bad for you, unless it is smoking salmon that you do, or unless it is you that s smoking but only smoking hot… ROFL. But seriously I really have to go.

TIC, SO.

PS. For those of you that are new readers that means This is Cliffer, Signing out.
I forget what else I was going to say... Oh wait, Its that you should not expect many more blogs from me this week and next because I dont know when we will come to access the interwebs. I will blog as much as I can. If I am repeating something I said above I am sorry. BYE.

Umm Hello?

Umm Hello?


If youve ever watched a documentary before or looked at ratings Documentarys do not need to be rated for explicit language and stuff because of what they are documentarys. So if your going to complain about stuff like that perhaps I need to get you the ratings board for films. Ok... :(. I cant find it but I read somewhere in one of my DVD packages that documentaries are usually rated E for exempt which makes it so that they are basically exempt from having a rating like R or PG 13 or anything. So if your going to complain, keep it in your head. I have used this post to respond to a comment.

TIC, SO.

PS, I will not be doing a review today because I dont feel like it.

Oh oh oh and I gave the Wagon Racing Documentary 8 1/2 stars out of 10. BYES!

Yay! again..

Ok so this one is gonna be quick cause I have to be making more DVDs for The New movie I made while my cousins were here... Ok so Its not going to be quick cause I have to go to badly. I think for a review I will review the DVD of the Wagon Racing Mockumentary. I say that the quality of the filming is quite good, in one part the colour of the back ground turns purple but thats just a lighting problem. The sound quality is equaly as good but in the original post production flm the talking was drowned out by the music a bit. The camera work is steady, the improv funny, and the racing fast. The movie is about 35 minutes long but with all the extra features it makes it worth while. Out of 10 stars I give it ********1/2 stars. Again you will have to come back tomorow to find out ho many stars there are there or just count them yourself. The DVD is definetly worth the five dollars it costs. If you like the WRM, You might want to check out other titles by the same production company, such titles include; The Cat Hunters, The Cat Hunters 2: The Lost Cure, and the soon to be released title The Cat Hunters 3: The Invasive Enemies*,**.

TIC, SO.

* Title still pending.

** Release date November 2nd, "All souls day".

Ok...

Ok... The number of stars was 7 out of 10 stars. There I told you.

TIC, SO.

Sorry If this is the second of the same post. If Not JEBUS.

Jebus Murphy, I really havent been blogging much this month have I? Well anyways, I am sorry if people took offense to my saying JEBUS in the title of this blog, but I came out with a small realization. I have not been blogging at all this month. For that I am truly sorry. Ok I am responding to the poll. I am going to _______. <----- I have to check the poll quickly to see what won... AND, drum role please, dum dum dum dum dum tap tap dum dum... Reviewing stuff won by a 25% margin. So I will review... Digital Clocks, ( Im truly sorry for not bringing out a new thing to review but I havent bought much stuff that needs reviewing etc lol), personnaly my digital bedside clock is great for in the day time because it has a good way of measuring the time, Like any other clock it counts to 60, changes a number, and starts over, ( The counting part), anyways I really like it anyways because when I wake up at 5 not able to tell what time it is, because at 5:00 am my room is the same Lightwise as it is at 12:00 noon. So I am able to look at my clock and read the time with ease. The feature I some what enjoy and somewht hate is the alarm is very very loud and can be heard through the wall quite clearly. Also the sleep timer always goes four minutes ahead of the time you press sleep at. I think four is a really awkward number and needs to be changed to something reasonable. Out of 10 stars I give it ******* a number of small stars you have to count. If you dont want to count them come back in two days or so and I will tell you.

TIC, SO. PS. If this has been posted twice I am sorry but my interwebs wont let me post it.

JEEEEEEEBUS!

Jebus Murphy, I really havent been blogging much this month have I? Well anyways, I am sorry if people took offense to my saying JEBUS in the title of this blog, but I came out with a small realization. I have not been blogging at all this month. For that I am truly sorry. Ok I am responding to the poll. I am going to _______. <----- I have to check the poll quickly to see what won... AND, drum role please, dum dum dum dum dum tap tap dum dum... Reviewing stuff won by a 25% margin. So I will review... Digital Clocks, ( Im truly sorry for not bringing out a new thing to review but I havent bought much stuff that needs reviewing etc lol), personnaly my digital bedside clock is great for in the day time because it has a good way of measuring the time, Like any other clock it counts to 60, changes a number, and starts over, ( The counting part), anyways I really like it anyways because when I wake up at 5 not able to tell what time it is, because at 5:00 am my room is the same Lightwise as it is at 12:00 noon. So I am able to look at my clock and read the time with ease. The feature I some what enjoy and somewht hate is the alarm is very very loud and can be heard through the wall quite clearly. Also the sleep timer always goes four minutes ahead of the time you press sleep at. I think four is a really awkward number and needs to be changed to something reasonable. Out of 10 stars I give it ******* a number of small stars you have to count. If you dont want to count them come back in two days or so and I will tell you.

TIC, SO. PS. If this has been posted twice I am sorry but my interwebs wont let me post it.

Thank you all so much for voting.

Thank you to the three people, ( I voted once as well), who voted on my blog poll. I will really take all the votes into consideration. ty so so so so so so so so much.


Anyways gtg bye.

TIC, SO.

You people are just the worst kind of people!

This message is intended for people who only try to find fault in Nelson. If you like Nelson don't bother reading this cause you are the Best.

For those f you who constantly complain about it read on.

You are just the worst kind of people. For one thing Nelson is way better thatn where ever you live.( Probably in Rip Bum BC or somewhere else like Kill Your Bordem BC. Where the whole place is a strip mall and The downtown is a Mall. Just go screw yourselves, over and over again.) Sorry if I am being a bit mean here but Nelson Has been voted "BEST" so many times the only people who dont like it think SQUAMISH! is the place to be. ( Yes thats right I dont like Squamish). Anyways you guys who dont like Nelson can just go hang out with your creepy internet petifile friends and be quiet, Because Nelson is the Best Place to be.

This is Cliffer, Signing out.

Sorry to all my semi loyal subjects of reason.

If you guys came to my blog to think you would not have to watch videos that are amusing you came to the wrong blog. But since I am loosing a lot of my readers I will stop for the sake of stopping. To show you how sorry I am here is a pic of Hawaii. In december of course. Cant you see all the snow? LOL.

Did I mention...

I just figured out how to put pictures on my blog... YAY... Dont call me stupid you hairy homeless person who thinks that the beef stroganoff is goiing to eat you.LOL. Byes.

TIC,SO.

Pics of Kitty! A.K.A Obelix.This is obelix! YAY.

God...

OMG... I have a few complaints today. First one is to a comment I saw that says that you should save your money for travel in the summer instead of putting your kids into summer day camps and such. Im not saying that this is a bad thing to say, Im kind of agreeing with it but the thing that got me is the part that said your kids will get more out of vacations. That is an iffy subjet that I am now wishing I didn't bring up. But screw it. Here are some of the pros and cons. If you send your kid to day camp they are way more likely to make a friend thatn bringing them off to some foriegn place. Unless its one of those places that has a area in the hotel or resort where you dump your kids there for the day and go have fun. also Day Camps are good because if you want your kids can go to them almost all summer, mexico they cant. Those are the onnly two I can think of right now so... THERE. Take that. No wI cant remember what my other complaints are... Damn.

This is Cliffer, Signing out.

OMG...

I know for a fact that more than one or two people read this blog. Maybe not daily. Which is why I'm extending, if I can, the legnth of time the poll is on the blog by two more weeks. Like I said if I can.

That is all I have to say right now so Bye.

This is Cliffer, signing out.

PS. I am also changing the http:// adress to MyTwoDollars.blogspot.com. If I can.