Friday, February 29, 2008

Chapter Four only...

As Promised here's chapter four, one day late. Next month ch 5 will be on the 28th again. Also Today is National Llama Day. Soo... Celebrate by spitting somewhere. and cherish that spit. Anyways... GTG to paul's bye!


Chapter 4


We get an escort of two police cars to my house. My dad meets me at the door. He tells me he’s taking the animals and he’s gonna go visit his sister in Winnipeg until its safe. I give him a hug, and hug my little dog, Soldier, before they leave. Soldiers a bit of a mutt but I’ve had him since he was a puppy. He’s about three but he’s smart and fast. He looks like a mix between a schnauzer and a benji type dog. His hair is a gold color with bits of white thrown in. The one reason I named him soldier was because since he was a puppy whenever I’d say ‘Easy’ or ‘ At Ease’ or something along those lines he’d sit down and all the tension in his body would melt away. I watch them leave taking a police escort with them. Some of the police techies are still combing the house for evidence. I run upstairs and grab my back pack. I grab my ipod, some pop, a book, and some things like tooth paste and brush and deoderant. I look over my room and as almost an after thought grab the Aztec pendant my mom got me when she was in Mexico doing something to do with getting the children better education and speaking with the government about putting in more restrictions about the enviroment and stuff like that. The symbol has something to do with protection but I just think it looks cool. As I walk down the same hallway I did just 12 hours before I hear a smash and look down the stairs just to see one of the cops that’s supposed to be protecting me go flying through the Banister on the stairs. Wood chips fly everywhere, and as the dust settles I see a horrible looking beast tearing into the cops flesh. The creature looks almost like a bat mixed with a mountain lion, except it lacks pigment and hair. It stops and starts to look in my direction. I bolt. I run straight past the stairs into the bathroom and push up the window and dive out onto the roof covered in snow. I never ever tried to go out onto the roof before because the wood holding it up was old and weak and probably couldn’t hold me for long. I run across the roof. Leaping from it into a snow bank ten feet below. Luckily this time Im wearing shoes. The backpack slides up over my head making me stumble as I try to get up out of the four foot deep snow. I finally succeed and run for the alley. Where James and his dad are waiting.

I jump into the backseat of the hummer and yell “Drive! God Damnit Drive!”
Scott asks almost two calmly, “What happened?”
“I don’t know, but they got in and it looks like one of your men might never walk, let alone breath, again.”
“Shit,” he says as he grabs the radio and radios one of the officers inside the house,” Dan, you there?”
A cold voice answers, “ We’re sorry Dan and his friends aren’t available at the moment, could we take a message?”
“ You Sure as Fuck can’t” James’s dad screams into the radio just before he changes frequency’s to the RCMP headuarters. “We need men at the kidnapping house right away their appears to have been an attack on the officers there as far as we know we have 4 men down.” He yells into the microphone as he speeds up the hill. We narrowly miss an 81 honda, and for some reason a quote from a movie James and I saw pops into my mind, and I grin stupidly and turn to james who is obviously thinking the same thing… “this is an 81 honda! How dare you!”

Thursday, February 28, 2008

K...


So Catherine and henry won with they're caption, so here is the pic. Click to view it in full. Ill have another photo for the third and what I think will be the final contest. Ill post chapter 4 tomorow cause Im too tired tonight.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Please!

PLease!!! Wont anyone help me with whims 4 whenever? You dont have to write alot... Just a good piece of advice for people. C'mon. Not much new in N town... ummm... Ice has been on and off all day. Almost got jumped by some 'Coons coming home from keenans this evening. You'll have to contact me by phone to get the whole story. Kinda tired and Theres a zebra on my desk.
Got 2 new chapters in the book. Only putting one on this thursday. Gonna make it a bit longer cause I have five chapters on 6 pages. I need at least 2 page chapters from now on. I just do. Also will take photos of the neat little craft yuou can do with just a pair of Ipod Headphones and a pen.

Bye. BTW WTF IS WITH ALL THIS EATING VEGETABLE DOGS OR DOGS VEGETABLES?!?!? F**** I just got that. Veggie dogs... SHUT UP!!!

Friday, February 22, 2008

New post on whimsforwhenever

Yes, the day has finnaly come.... I made up another whim. I'm really considering getting help for the whims blog. If any of my readers would like to become an admin, aka a writer for the whims blog just comment and Ill see what I can do. Cant write much more because Obelix is hiding outside somewhere at this god awful hour and I must go find him. :D

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Excuse My Language...

Just something I have to say to those people who keep posting on my blog... COULD YOU PLEASE FUCK OFF! I mean I realize you're either computers programmed to be really annoying, or you're foreign workers who couldnt find a real job... I dont care if you're either of those, JUST FUCK OFF! In other news, the latest contest is closed. This time its just... Let me count... Three people!! Actually four but three entries. I will make the poll thing after this post. OK... Onto other things... review time. "Night At The Roxbury" If you're a Will Ferrel, Or Saturday Night Live Fan this film is a must see. It is a hilarious comedy about two losers who want to make a club someday, but to do that they have to get into the Roxbury the most exclusive club on the strip. Finnaly Luck turns their way and they get in. The Night they have at the Roxbury is life changeing and hilarious. Out of a possible ten stars I give this movie a 9.5. Ok... TIC , SO Whatever.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

8 More days

8 More days until the next chapter is put on... I plan on editing it before then... I think its this chapter that I want to edit... Well anyways... UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM well I had something to blog about but I almost forgot it. But now I remeber. Im gonna work on the novel this weekend, depending on if I can find LOST season three before then. If I find it then everything in my life will be pu on hold. Cause I need to watch it. Had clubs today. It was fun. A morning of swimming and an afternoon of bowling. Other than that nothing much new. By the way. As part of a review Im giving out now. Im gonna review a couple of movies. OK first off, The Last Legion, This ones been out on DVD for a couple of months, If you wanna watch a movie along those lines rent gladiator or ROME. Ive only seen bits of ROME bt I can already tell its alot better done. The main thing about the Last Legion is its story jumps from one place to another too quickly, they tried to make it a violent fantasy movie for kids, which is a bad combination it makes for stupid stunts cheesy plot turns and the T rated video game people dieing, where the just fall down. Personnaly I think tat its stupid to have it that way. If the story had been better I would have found it a bit more amusing and also the writiing was pretty terrible. out of a possible 10 stars Ill give it 6. Mostly because it wasnt badly enough done that I just turned it off or did something else while watching it. Next Review " Night At The Roxbury." Ill save this for tomorow because that will give me something to do before speedskating.

TIC, SO. FN.

Monday, February 18, 2008

C'mon

Thank You QueenMJ, and Catherine and henry for actually participating in the contest. The first one was kind of a fluke cause everybody won. This time there will only be one winner. And that will be Queen MJ, or Catherine and Henry because noone else is bothering to participate. And Im starting to doubt if they are even reading. If you cant come up with a good caption just say that in the comment if you can... Comment on the post of the picture.. Which you can find right below this post. TY. In other words I am not feeling very good which sucks alot.Lost Seasoin Three is a ghost in this town. And thats about it.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Even though Im posting all the picks the person with the most votes still wins

Theres the newest picture for a caption. My example caption is " You're Next" Try to thinnk of a better one before the 21st of February.Here are the people who got in...



Tuesday, February 12, 2008

weelll Ill have the photo on sometime in the next little bit...maybe after I post all the others... OK bye.

Ok Im tired of competition.

The finalists are everyone that made it till now. So anyone who has a vote got in. Ill be photoshopping tonight anyways so Ill just do them all. Heres the next photo....

Thursday, February 7, 2008

K... so...

OK... Well we're not going to e able to have a contest again until we decide a winner for the one we are having right now... Im not just gonna say that the two people with the highest vote win because then there will be two of the same photo with captions and I only wanna post the picture once. So I will place the ones that got veoted for in the last poll, and if there isnt a clear winner from those we will take the two highest from that and make another poll. and then that winner wins... Im kinda stressed about photoshop because the version we have at school is just so much better than the one I have but its also ten times the price... And Im not willing to eaven save up for that type of thing...
TIC,SO . FN.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

All is kinda forgiven

I have half forgiven the person... its fine now... Im now angry because my favorite pair of pants shrunk in the drier after I only got to wear them once... Im trying to wear them today , but they are too small.. Im only mad cause I only got to wear them once...


TIC, SO. FN...

Saturday, February 2, 2008

BTW

By the way... I said that thing about harris and henry cause they are usually the ones that irritate me the most... Mostly harris cause he can be an idiot. Henry and I have only been known to have very unoccasional Tusles... If thats a word. Just really arguments... That is all...

IM afraid...

I really have a one to pick with someone... For oince its not harris or henry... But Im afraid to because last time I checked that person read my blog every once in a while... so I wont... I just thought Id let them know that Im watching their every move... and one more mistake like that and we're through... Incommunicado... I dont even know if thats a word... I just felt like saying it... Well apparently it is... Just looked it up in the dictionary... I means exactly what I wanted it to...


This Is Cliffer, Signing out. For Now. Even though Ouch... That Hurts... Deep Down inside... That really hurts... :(